Ol' Bastard Lip Balm in Old School Tin | Funny Original Lip Moisturizer

Keep your lips soft and your attitude sharp with the Ol’ Bastard Lip Balm — a classic lip-saver with a sarcastic twist. Designed for those who’ve earned their title, this balm delivers smooth hydration with a no-nonsense original flavor that’s as timeless as your charm.

Packaged in a retro-style tin, it’s equal parts humor and practicality — perfect for everyday use or gifting to that grumpy-yet-lovable character in your life. Because being an ol’ bastard never looked (or felt) this good.

• Reads: "Ol' Bastard "
• Flavor: Original
• Packaging: Funny old-school tin design
• Size: 2" wide × 1" tall
• Made in the USA
• Use: Moisturizes and softens lips with a touch of attitude
• Stocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, gag gift, joke gift, white elephant gift
• The perfect White Elephant Gift, since hilarious body products get big laughs but are also useful (and smell great!)

A little rude, a little smooth — and 100% legendary. 💋

By Whiskey River Soap Co.